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wouldn’t it be easier to recruit people into the military if they gave you an ounce of weed and an M16 rifle?

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wouldn’t it be easier to recruit people into the military if they gave you an ounce of weed and an M16 rifle?




Question by Red-eye Coyote: wouldn’t it be easier to recruit people into the military if they gave you an ounce of weed and an M16 rifle?
maybe a hot chick poster.
and once you do six months, you get another ounce of weed.

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Answer by 44BG44
nah i wouldnt join

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  1. Clem Chameleon
    February 11th, 2011 at 20:13 | #1

    go lock yourself in your bedroom and yank on your pud!
    more constructive than asking a dumb fuck question on Yahoo!

  2. martman
    February 11th, 2011 at 20:53 | #2

    hell yeahhhh. I would love an oz of weed.

  3. ouchababy1
    February 11th, 2011 at 21:25 | #3

    Are you baked right now? You should go into the Marines boot camp so they can teach you how to be a man. Being a doped out thug loser won’t get you any where.

  4. Mike
    February 11th, 2011 at 22:13 | #4

    No.

    I doubt that you would get the people that you want with the promise of illegal drugs.

    You will find that illegal drug use in our military is much less than it is in our Civilian Population.

  5. WeapX Rock The Red
    February 11th, 2011 at 22:53 | #5

    Hey there 2pac wannabe. No, the military looks down on “gangsters” so we don’t really need that. Go back to your hole where you contribute nothing to life.

  6. saintnick@sbcglobal.net
    February 11th, 2011 at 23:47 | #6

    The military doesn’t need people that bad.

    It’s not a matter of getting people to volunteer, it a matter of getting GOOD people to volunteer.
    Most people that go to a recruiter get turned down.

  7. Jason L W
    February 12th, 2011 at 00:39 | #7

    30 minutes with your mom’s face would be better.

  8. nana4dakids
    February 12th, 2011 at 00:44 | #8

    That is exactly what we need… you should run for office with an innovated mind like yours, you will go far.

    Can you think of anything better than a bunch of stoned people running (well not really running if they are stoned) maybe stumbling a bit, around a foreign country with a loaded M16 and a license to kill.

    Hey, maybe as they rise in rank, we could sweeten the pot (so to speak) with more and better drugs.

    Sounds like a plan to me. I will leave you to make the call to your local State Senator to get this ball rolling.

  9. Jason F
    February 12th, 2011 at 01:02 | #9

    no
    the military is drug free
    that is stupid

  10. talcik
    February 12th, 2011 at 01:14 | #10

    The service wont take shit heads like you, so unless you have balls go speak to a recruiter and join the service, it might be the best thing you ever did with your life

  11. armstrong
    February 12th, 2011 at 02:13 | #11

    no..

  12. Mr. So Krates
    February 12th, 2011 at 02:58 | #12

    Vietnam is over

  13. Skyler L
    February 12th, 2011 at 03:26 | #13

    Okay, “Thug Life” pretty delusional attitude you got there…but what more can we expect from a good-for-nothing pothead?

    You lowlifes crack me up…pretty unpredictable…living on welfare, listening to DMX or whoever while you aspire to be the reincarnation of Tupac…

    If you committed your life to the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, or Coast Guard you wouldn’t last a hot minute upon enlistment as you’d practically urinate illegal substances…

    And it’s funny how you put that…”Maybe a hot chick poster”

    Don’t you get plenty of action in “da ghetto”…? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

    lmfao…thanks for the 2 points, dawg!

  14. dankohner1
    February 12th, 2011 at 03:33 | #14

    Grow the F up!

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